Eyes down for a full house. The enduring appeal of bingo is a mystery to us rational types, who have nothing more than hard science to fall back on. That its charming simplicity brings joy to millions is undoubted. But it's also very big business, which makes a miniature portable version a simply wonderful idea.
Now, with the speaking Bingo Caller, you can bring the magic of real life bingo into the bosom of your home and introduce a new generation to its very British delights. And now, thanks to the wonders of advanced gadgetry, you don't need to be 79 years old to get something out of it. Which is even more marvellous.
Here's how it works. Gather a group of friends, and distribute the bingo cards and pens that come as part of this set. Activate the Bingo Caller whose job it is to read out a set of random numbers. Simply mark them off on your cards until the first player gets a full house. Hit the bingo button, whereupon your personal Bingo Caller recounts all the numbers, giving you one final opportunity to prove your bingotastic brilliance.
Fabulously kitsch family fun.